Christmas Song for my Friends (Inspired by Phoebe Buffay)
Merry Christmas, Jason!
I hope you get more than a raisin!
Glad tidings and joy for Mira!
Have many, many a beer-a!
Christmas cheer for Dan!
One bubbly, bright cheery man!
Happy Holidays, Kat-face!
May your joy fill every place!
Rejoice for Christmas, Ash!
We will have a holiday bash! (it was either that or Smash.)
Melissa, may you be joyful!
And always pronounce it choy-ful!
For all the festive Lauras!
We will always adore yas!
For Kristel and Gayle!
May you find a boxing day sale!!! (At Vera Wang or in the vegetable aisle)
Amanda, you will be glowing!!
When on Christmas day it's snowing!!!
Mikey and Felix Lam,
Santa Claus is a sham (I'm sorry)
For Adam in Ukraine!
Christmas again and again!
Cheerful Oosterhoffs!
This Christmas will be tops!
For all my jubilant friends!
With you, Christmas never ends!
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