Awesome

Jay and I have decided to hold a "The Coolest Friend Competition." The criteria for the competition are as follows:

*buy this (or any other Homestar Runner themed things) for our baby: http://homestarrunner.stores.yahoo.net/poopsmith.html

That's it.

Disclaimer: There is no such thing as "The Coolest Friend." We love you all very much and are only trying to get things we really like for our baby that our parents will not buy for us. We thought this guise was a very clever approach to achieving our aims. You will still be incredibly cool whether or not you buy things for our baby. However, our baby may grow up to be cooler if you do.